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Idi’s Cure

Posted by Jason Keays On November - 23 - 2009

It’s a typical rural day in a shanty-looking favela on the South American continent – Brazil. Today, the clouds have that silver lining while the blinding sun struggles, but periodically shows off its talents in warming the earth. On a sloping hill, or mountain, sit these architectural feats of personal design – under impoverished conditions. Prone to land slides of course.

The village sprawls with life. I walk down the snaking alleyways. It’s a maze-like labyrinth to me. I can turn here, here and here. Oh, and here – through to the rainforest which licks the edges of the opposite village which feeds off its resources.

“Abu! This way!” shouted Idi, in an excited tone of voice. “There isn’t all the time in the world you know. We must move… and now, before dark.”

Idi is a local here. She is what drives this small, depending community. At twenty-seven years old, she was born in 1982. She is married, established, and wise. She has that animated look on her face, and is a Portuguese Brazilian native. Her skin is soft, her body young and proportional. She is wearing a shabby floral dress, faded – the hem linings out of place. She is bare-footed, and her feet look sore. But she doesn’t care. I wouldn’t. If I lived outside a normal means of living, I would become accustomed to it. That is what she does. And well.

Down the local market, word has reached Idi of an attraction that has garnered the attention of masses of village-dwellers, not only from her village, but from neighbouring villages too.

Every Saturday, the market is a hub of activity. The sound and life of it is driven by the North-West wind which swoops down the alleyway front door of their house. Down this narrow maze, the wind howls and whistles. It’s like it makes a shrewd attempt at communicating with the people. Up above, makeshift washing lines hover with the swirls of wind that go through them. The clothing upon the line reminds me of hardship, and of a government that ignores its own peoples pleading for assistance.

“There is an unfamiliar person downtown. I think he is from the other America. If we hurry, we can see who he is and what he is here for,” Idi exclaims, panting for breath after fussing around for a disposable camera which is lost in her small and messy one-roomed shack.

Accompanying Idi is Abu, her trustworthy friend. They have known each other for a long time, and met while they used to play catch in the muddy side streets adjacent to the favela. Abu is pigmy-sized, and is a native of the forest, part of the Eukaphus tribe which lies deep up the mountain in the very heart of the jungle. She is nineteen years of age, and Idi taught her to speak English. She has a perfect set of the whitest teeth, and her smile is infectious. Her body is adorned with black and white shades of paint and jewellery, and she has a steadfast composure while her eloquent brown hair snakes down all the way to her faultless waistline.

“I’m coming, I’m coming, and just be patient! I’m sure it’s a visitor and not a person just passing through,” she has a slight amount of irritation in her voice because Idi is rushing her. She has been fussing to find the appropriate dress code. “Ah, this will work!” She digs about for a red sarong, and finally her hands, which seem to have some possessive syndrome, recover it. It’s splattered with dry spots of a black-brown mud, unwashed. She throws it over her body.

They rushed out the door. It’s a ten minute walk or a five minute run. They chose the latter.

“Follow me,” Idi shouted, on top of all the buzzing of the people who were also shouting, but not like this. “I want to be in front, in front, in front of all the others! If we can run, it’ll only take a few minutes, that’s all. Keep close behind me and we’ll be the other attraction. Don’t create too much suspicion!”

I’m the “main attraction” here. I am a white North American. My name is Doctor John Worthy. They’re not unfamiliar with people like me – an outsider, alien, intruder, other being – whatever you want to call it. My wounding accent intrigues them, even my white skin. My entrance is neutral. They receive me in a neutral way – neither welcoming nor inhospitable.

At last Idi and Abu slow their paces down to a respectable level.

“Idi, who is he?” I think I may have seen his face before,” she stops to think, “Wasn’t he here with a bunch of other whites who were helping to fix some of the sick people last summer?”

“I think you may be right. He was helping the people who were sick and vulnerable. Good man. I hope he is here for the same reason this time. What do you think Abu?” Idi doesn’t make eye contact; she is staring into the immediate distance. He is without a doubt gathering the attention of the people who notice him. “I should show him my forest remedy. I was once told that the other Americans use medicine made outside of the forest. They don’t believe my methods, because I think they’re just scared and will lose money.” Idi paused for a moment, on the outskirts of the new buzz.

Forest remedies were Idi’s fascination and profession. She never gets sick. And nor do the people who are closest to her and around her. Little people know of her skill in natural medicine… or her potential. Her ways are low-key but super effective methods of curing the sick, for literally any disease.

They approached the man. “Hello,” in a very shy tone, proclaimed Idi.

“And you are?”

“Idi, sir… Idi is my name. You’re a doctor? I’m here not to beg for your aid, but to show you something which might hold your interest.”

I was taken by surprise… I regret my arrogance and disgusting attitude as well. “Why would I, a qualified doctor from America, be interested in a snotty, unqualified woman’s non-medical mumbo-jumbo? I call the shots, I administer the shots and I will fire the shots too, if anyone steps out of line.”

This is not me, but I’m one of those stereotypical doctor success stories out of the largest and darkest lecture rooms of Harvard University. Money is unfortunately on my agenda most days I spend on the job. I regret saying such nasty words to some of the most innocent, harmless and vulnerable people there are on earth.

“I make medicine – special medicine. I’m skilled in the making of medicine.”

“Yes, yes, yes. I get it. You’re trying to convince me to switch my mode of profession, aren’t you? I know what I’m doing lady. There are sick people that need real care and attention. Excuse me.” I proceeded to worm my way through the onlookers, all with confused, expressionless looks on their faces. The local clinic was across the other quieter end of the now worried atmosphere in the market.

“Hey! I can show you my methods of curing peo-“… she was interrupted before she could complete the sentence. “I… please…. please sir. I CAN. I invented an all-purpose antidote for universal illness. Trust me; many outsiders have walked through here with illnesses they caught in the forest. I made them better! Please don’t doubt me.”

“I see this too often. I really do.” …I walked away.

Abu was awestruck, standing there, mouth wide open in shock while Idi lead her back to the shack, disappointed, shoulders down. She devised a plan over scraps of lunch.

“He needs to be taught a lesson Abu. He’ll be back.”

“What lesson?”

“Death and Life – I have a secret treatment. It was accidental.”

“I’m confused.”

“It kills people for a few hours and they wake up in the knowledge that they’ve seen death in the eye. It scares them to never return.”

Idi brewed up a mean concoction. It was odourless and deep black in colour. The next day she and Abu sneaked up behind the clinic. There I was, helping patients, my bedside manner edgy and torn.

She snuck some of the now powder into his glass of water. The powder, now colourless, in a few seconds dissolved into it.

“Run Abu! Run!” They ran for their dear lives, behaving like conniving criminals in the middle of a bust. They were professional runners too, knowing all the short cuts of the village. “Into this alley, quick, we can make it if we hurry!” She did it with flawless precision.

Quickly Idi, don’t stop running, follow me into the forest! I have a hideout that only I know about.” They stayed there for the night while Idi knew of the revenge she’d got on me.

—————-

It was to be a horrifying experience. It would only hit me hours later in my bungalow, a fifteen minute drive outside of here. Hallucinations and death plagued me for what seemed like days. I woke up in a cold sweat, like pearly beads across my forehead. I was out of there, on a plane… gone.

My time in Brazil ended quicker than it began, and I blame my ugly behaviour for the taboo treatment I received in return for the words I so vividly recall in my mind. Back to that America…

Popularity: 20% [?]

Robber emasculates himself

Posted by Pieter Nel On November - 9 - 2009

Pretoria – An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them “one by one”, shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.

Another robber was shot dead on the scene.

The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.

According to an informed source at the scene, this robber’s injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis.

Collette Weilbach, police spokesperson, said the family’s domestic worker raised the alarm on Friday evening at 20:00 when she noticed two suspicious men in the yard.

The family wishes to remain anonymous.

According to Weilbach, the family had 12 guests at the time, which included adults and children.

“The robbers ransacked the house, threatening to shoot the people one by one.”

At that stage, she said, the family’s 35-year-old son arrived at the house along with security guards.

“The son fired two shots at a man who was aiming a firearm at his father. The robber was hit in the head and died at the scene.”

The other two robbers fled. Family members who were rushing to the scene from Montana managed to capture one of the robbers near the house and load him into a vehicle.

It was then that the robber shot himself as the firearm went off accidentally.

Popularity: 30% [?]

Eleven Months In The Making

Posted by Jason Keays On November - 7 - 2009

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I’m so relieved. This week, I have managed to get my dirty hands on a [much needed] driver’s licence. After all the blood, sweat and tears, it has come my way. My eleven months of trying to get it has finally paid off and it has been a life-changing experience.

I don’t like the traffic department. In fact just thinking about walking into a centre anywhere in the country makes me cringe. I guess you could say that this is my attempt at reviewing their behaviour and work ethic [or lack thereof]. Here in Somerset West, where I passed my licence, they have a very blunt approach to the masses that pass through their unattractive premises, day in… and day out. You expect service, but you get none. Little, if any at all. It’s no wonder that people get fed up with them. Without the licence, you are limited – socially, in finding a job, your education, and in your independence. I know the feeling… and I’m glad that those setbacks are behind me now.

It was my third attempt at this hell. My third time, and R3000 later… I got the good news. Not a cash bribe – but R3000 of which includes lessons, application fees, and processing fees. It’s the news of my life, because really that is how important this is to young people in South Africa. I don’t at all rely on public transport, how can I? I don’t risk trains here…!

And the proposed “K53″ method of driving is just plain ridiculous. It involves a series of robotic movements you have to constantly engage in… to such an extent that your eyes are off the road most of the time. I guess because it was my third attempt… I had casual driving under my belt. That was to my advantage – don’t go into this without general knowledge of the road. I became a K53 junkie, I really did. And now I will never think about that method ever again. You’d think driving was rocket science… when it actually isn’t. It’s a technique you learn but which becomes eventual second nature. Easy.

I won’t go into detail about how I managed to fail twice before I managed to nail it the third time. Recalling it depresses me. And now I can be a happy driver… and hopefully not become a culprit for road rage. Mind you – with South African taxis on the roads, it isn’t at all hard to become impatient.

All I know is…  I got me my driver’s!

Later.

Popularity: 25% [?]

RJ’s

Posted by Pieter Nel On October - 29 - 2009

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Well let me be honest from personal experience i deliberately avoided RJ’s due to poor service i experienced a while back (+-2 years or so) but I was nagged to pop along and tryout the “Bottomless Rib Special”. Reluctant but thirsty I tagged along and met-up with some friends. Must say my first impression was pleasing, sofaing away in the smoking section on those brown leather couches, very relaxing must say. This time around i was served with a cold one without waiting (don’t you just hate waiting). Finally all of the crew were accounted for and we moved over to our table, with only one thing in mind “Taming the Hunger Beast”, we immediately ordered the special of the day “Bottomless Ribs” hmmmmm.. nice and before long… Bam we were served and dug in and oh boy was it yummy. I can honestly say the meat was succulently juicy and tender (definitely not road kill..) they just kept coming  and we chowed down, Our waiter called upon the table regularly and made sure we were 100% satisfied, and we were.  I invite you to give RJ’s a visit and tryout those  succulent ribs and decide for yourself……. Lastly to the Management and staff of RJ’s Shelly Beach well done guys, you made our nite out worth it 10/10

Popularity: 30% [?]

Sanlam Fashion Week

Posted by Bullocks On October - 29 - 2009

Skinny FrankFashion experts gathered at the “old” Durban Club, now known as The Manor House, on 15 October 2009 for the annual Sanlam SA Fashion Week Summer Collection. Though the Durban Club used to be a gentleman’s club it was strange that this venue was specifically selected to host a show where beautiful models could be seen on the catwalk.

Among the fashion designers, well known Durban designer Francois Vedemme’s collection revealed an amazing range with his usual attention to detail, beautiful crystals, vibrant colors and textures all adding a modern twist to his garments.

Francois Vedemme’s collection consisted of 16 garments, each one individual and unique in its own way. The collection captured the audience, and was received with great enthusiasm and respect for his creative talent.

East Coast Radio’s Terence Pillay gave a great review about the show and nominated Francois Vedemme as his winner of the week…. “an amazing iconic designer who could show his ranges on any catwalk in the world…..London, Paris, New York…what an achievement for a local designer!”

Popularity: 85% [?]

Mafioso – Update

Posted by Pieter Nel On October - 28 - 2009

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And so the story continues…. from here

It is not surprising that most venues makes a good first impression especially when you arrive there and already had a few beers. This is exactly the reason i decided to do a followup visit (starting sober) and invited a few friends to experience Mafioso. Things were a bit different this time around, personally i thought the staff were not as friendly and helpful as before. You see we were a crowd of 8 and two couches were not enough, so i asked one of the waitress if they could move a couch so that we could all sit together and man what a mission, after a long discussion and a lot of frustration our 3rd couch arrived and everybody was comfortable. The point is why did we have to make such an issue about this in the first place? Is it because Marline were absent and they did not care about the every need of the customer or did she have a bad day….. I must say my food was divine and the steak were exactly as i ordered med-rare, juicy and well presented. I still feel this is a good restaurant to go and relax but feel that consistently having the same attitude and maintain a certain standard is crucial people, we can not be so stuck-up if ” The Boss” is not present, other than that i will rate Mafioso 8/10 but this is what some of my friends had to say…

Cindy said…

Décor – 10/10

Atmosphere – 10/10

Staff in General – 8/10

Waiter – 8/10

Food – 8/10

Price – 5/10

The Roasted chicken breast salad was very tasteful, but for a bowl full of lettuce, with a little bit tomato, greenpepper, some other greens & a couple of nuts with very little chicken breast, I think R 38-00 is a bit over the top.

Apart from the price of the salad, the atmosphere is fantastic. I will definitely recommend this restaurant to anyone.

Evert said…

Décor – 7/10

Atmosphere – 7/10

Staff in General – 8/10   ( Sorry I was giving the head waitress the eye …hee hee)

Waiter – 6/10

Food – 7/10

Price – 6/10

I had a Sirlion Steak (250Gram) with “mash” and some vegetables with mushroom sauce … Sirlion was perfect as I asked for it ….

I will eat there again, if not only to see Cheryl again ..the head waitress

BUT R18.00 for a can of Liquid Fruit Orange juice !!!!  REALLY !!!!

Also the chairs might be a bit low for the height impaired people …

Brian said….

Mafioso boasts a very pleasant atmosphere decked with a mid 1900’s Chicago theme.  It looks like the type of place that one could call back at regularly.  Couches outside, spacious table arrangements and a small, but well stocked pub.

It seems, one of Al Capone’s sidekicks,  (The one that got away)  migrated to South Africa to live out the rest of his life as a barman at Mafioso’s.  He looks a little pissed off about something too.  Maybe it’s an age thing.

The waitrons look as is they were born a little more recently though.  The youngest (looking) one looks like he only did the birth canal rapids about 16 years ago.  He was our waiter.

The rest made up a cheer leading team of Mafia boss’s daughters and their brother, a lovely bunch of youngsters none the less.

The couches on the pavement are most comfortable and without cigarette burn-marks, for two reasons.. 1.They’re new and 2. You’re not allowed to smoke there!!!

The atmosphere was spoiled a little by management’s noble adherence to the law, which resulted in us performing the ‘nag appie’ dance for a smoke over at the 25 meter mark.  Thank goodness for Pieter and his electronic cigarette!

The food was tasty, a little more dear than your average LSC restaurant, but not unreasonable.  Served by the cheerleaders .  It kept warm on oven hot plates. My fillet was cooked to perfection, medium-rare as requested and the mushroom sauce was divine.

A traditional desert trolley did its rounds, provoking bodily function control challenges between keeping the drool in and the pounds off.

Overall, a pleasant experience, but not one that would wake me from a deep sleep with feelings of passion.

Judy said…

Décor – 9/10

Atmosphere – 9/10

Staff in General – 8/10

Waiter – 8/10

Food – 8/10

Price – 8/10

Had Pork medallions with roasted mushrooms (very, very yummy – wanted to order another serving). The Tiramisu was to die for. Love the place – can sit there for hours. Will definitely recommend same to my friends. The more the merrier!!!!

Lehandra said…

Décor – 9/10

Atmosphere – 8/10

Staff in General – 7/10

Waiter – 7/10

Food – 9/10

Price – 5/10

Décor and atmosphere is really nice.  Prices very high, compared to other Restaurants.  They should drop on their markup, this should attract more customers.  Staff should be more service orientated.  Waiter spoke too soft.  Other than that it was an enjoyable visit.

Well there you have it, Mafioso 8/10  we will be reviewing some more venues in the months to come so stay tuned


Popularity: 34% [?]

What Does It Take To Really Disappear?

Posted by Jason Keays On October - 23 - 2009

Ever thought of losing your identity? Have you ever considered just letting go? Starting your life from scratch – non-financially speaking of course. You’re sick and tired of your old life.

You have a hatred towards those after you. Those that pester and bother you for things. You just need that itching escape.

Well, it’s a stark reality. Reading this article really opened my eyes to what some selfish individuals attempt.

The problem with today’s crazy take on just… life in the Western eyes… is well, difficult. Let’s face it – we all need to escape somehow. Some of us will take a well-deserved holiday on our proposed “holiday-leave”. We escape stresses… in our own mischievous manners.

Some take it to the very extreme. Some evade [try] society but the guilt and anxiety and lies just come back and will bite you eventually…

Thanks to Evan Ratliffe for the great read.

Click here for the full article. It’s a lengthy piece though bored you will not be…

Popularity: 34% [?]

All Villaged Up!

Posted by Jason Keays On October - 21 - 2009

The Village

What a weekend.

Event-wise, I am completely satisfied. I had no doubts about not having a potentially CRAZY time away.

Namely, “The Village”, held in a remote, picturesque venue is just the perfect location for a wild, wild trance party. No limits, no working, no haters and just complete, ultimate psychedelic euphoria.

Needless to say, it was one amazing time.

Let me attempt to describe or paint a picture of what a trance party is. And can be.

Set outdoors, these party’s happen in Cape Town during the Spring time. When the weather warms up, the dams start to fill, the weather starts to warm up and everything starts to glow. One thousand people [perhaps a quarter hippies] escape with their tents [booze] onto a protected piece of land and a stone’s throw away is a colourful dance floor.

The Village was held at Flenterskloof Farm, about 25 minutes outside of Stellenbosch. A great group of friends, great vibes and good attitudes all make it really worthwhile.

These types of events are so well co-ordinated and props go to the organizers for selecting the perfect venue, the BEST local trance DJ talent, the best artwork, great stalls and top facilities. Even though I was inebriated for most of the one-night two-day party, these small perfections I could pick up behind my stupor. Shweet.

Now let’s not go confusing a trance party with a “rave”. Unfortunately, these party’s have attracted the likes of real youngsters.

People who suddenly have a profound interest in the “Rasta Irie Vibe Bru”, like to gatecrash these events. I’m not defaming anyone here, what I’m trying to state is that these events unfortunately go commercially mainstream. Think Vortex or Earthdance. I’d still probably go to these, but they’re way too wide scale. I suppose one could blame Facebook for something like this.

“Log into Facebook – “Ooo, 1 new event invitation!” – R.S.V.P. “Attending” – Signed, sealed and delivered!

Something like that.

I’m not being a rebel either. It’s just a  human observation. Probably my sixth sense kicking in or something. Who knows.

My babble aside, it was a party to erm… remember. I look forward to the next one!

The Village had [has] a really intimate feel to it. With not too many people, a comfortable venue and a time away from civilization… it’s a great treat. Tickets costed R130… but I ended up spending substantially more [like the insidious fool I am!]… no regrets here.

Time to revert! Dam!

Jaydogg out.

Popularity: 44% [?]

White-Collar Crime In South Africa

Posted by Bullocks On October - 20 - 2009

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Crime in South Africa has reached unprecedented levels, which includes “white-collar” crime. In fact our own Police Commissioner – Mr. Jackie Selebe – has been associated with white-collar crime.

Though the financial costs of white-collar crimes far exceed the value of street crimes, it is logic that “street crimes” have priority to that of “suit crimes” – as the former has an immediate threat to our safety. Truth is that our prisons are “over stocked” with those who have committed violent crimes. As such white-collar criminals are often given a mere slap on the wrist. What is interesting is that white-collar crime threatens the relationship of trust between citizens and government as well as employers and employees.

Cognizance should be taken that all criminal behavior, whether violent or deceit and concealment, requires a motive and opportunity. It is, however, difficult to understand why trusted and well paid employees would jeopardize their position by stealing from their employers. We must assume that white-collar crimes are committed due to the desire for financial gain or alternatively an unexplained psychological disorder.

White-collar criminals, on the other hand, may justify their behavior by claiming that nobody has been hurt by their actions. This statement is debatable as in the case of embezzlement the continuous action thereof can ultimately lead to retrenchments.

The general perception of the South African public is that the police and criminal justice systems are simply not equipped to attend to such cases. In actual fact our police have admitted to this and called for an alliance with the private sector in addressing the matter.

It is imperative to comprehend that the effects of white-collar crimes are filtered through society. As a result insurance premiums rise significantly due to false claims, tax policy amendments due to tax evasion may be implemented, possible retrenchments due to the erosion of funds and most important the loss of trust between individuals or entities.

White-collar crime is to be dealt with in a serious light. As such a proactive crime prevention strategy is required. This may be time-consuming, difficult to implement and require changes to an existing organizational structure. In the business world, ethical behavior by a company’s personnel is determined by the example set by top management. It is thus necessary for the top structure of an organization to create a code of ethics which includes a commitment to expose fraudulent action. In addition and environment of transparency, integrity and accountability must be created which will assist organizations in combating white-collar crime.

Popularity: 36% [?]

Mafioso – Hottest vibe in Town

Posted by Pieter Nel On October - 11 - 2009

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Having  a bad day at work is always a good excuse  to get out and have a good time. I decided to pop into a new place that opened very recently in the South Coast Mall. Mafiioso is its name – and man did we have a good time.

Immediately captivated by the hospitality of the “crew”, I felt instantly at home. With true Italian cuisine and inviting decor that take you right back to the days of Al Capone, attention to detail was definitely high on the  list when planning for this family restaurant began.

We decided to opt for the couches outside, and were soon joined by Marline, the owner of  Mafioso. I realized that her caracter purely added to the flavour and feel of the venue.

Originally a major player in property development on the South Coast, Marline got bored of the normal day-to-day activities of development. Always up for a new challenge, Marline decided to establish the restaurant. She scribbled out her original plan of action on the back of  a cigarette box, and passed it to her husband (who was ashamedly nominated her barman) to do all the dirty work.

Mafioso was born. The vibe of this place is like no other. It’s relaxing,  the food is very tasty, the ice well iced and of course the overall feel particularly inviting and friendly.

I had the privilege of sampling the  true original Mafiosa home brew, originating from the distillery of which we do not speak. Trade secret. Deduction: thoroughly impressed. Our Mafioso hosts made sure that we were looked after, something that most restaurants struggle to get right these days.

At the moment, Mafioso is tops on my list of venues to visit and I would confidently recommend it to locals as well as tourists visiting the South Coast.

Lastly, a personal thanks to the hosts and crew of Mafioso for a wonderful evening.

Good job and well done!

Pieter

Popularity: 64% [?]